Odd mistake

My mum hates me when I answer the phone, and I’m in the toilet. It’s strange. I don’t’ respond to everyone when I’m in the toilet, but I do with my mum.

She thinks it’s disgusting and, hey, I do agree with her.

It was a time that she always asked me as soon I answer, “Are you in the toilet?”, after few times she closed the phone on my face, I start to lie, she took a while before she believes me.

There is a strange echo when you are on the phone in the toilet, so I try to cover with the hands that echo. Still, soon I realize the mistake I was doing because my mum talks a lot, and at some point, you need both hands free.

Thank God, that now I have always the headphones with me.


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After more than 25 years spent between London, Warsaw, and Brussels—three cities that taught me everything except how to resist a good coffee—I’ve had the pleasure of collaborating with international outlets such as The New York Times, Time Out London, and Vancouver News.
Today, I’m the Director of Urban Mood Magazine and the Editor behind Longevitimes.com, where I explore stories at the intersection of culture, photography, and longevity.
I love blending images and words to turn every piece into a small journey—authentic, original, and occasionally a little mischievous.
In recent years, I’ve been diving deep into the world of Sardinia’s Blue Zone, developing expertise in longevity, traditions, and the science behind living better (and longer).
And yes—I’m also an Arsenal supporter. Nobody’s perfect. / To contact me massimousai@mac.com

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